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Nov. 3rd, 2007

  • 6:33 PM
Dredd
If you live near me, please go out NOW.

And stay out for a while...

Why?

Because it's gonna get LOUD!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=280166272485&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=018

DAMN that's cheap...

Also

  • May. 19th, 2007 at 3:10 PM
Dredd
For those of you who know me personally only, my new 'work' LJ is [info]crusad3r_rabb17

Crisis

  • May. 19th, 2007 at 11:39 AM
B&W
I've lost my iPod.

Would this be as much of a crisis to you as it seems to be to me??

May. 9th, 2007

  • 3:06 PM
B&W
Our angelfish have laid eggs...

They are all named after composers,the male is Bella (Bartok) and the female is Franz (Liszt). You can't tell their sex until they breed, so don't hassle me about the whole 'Girl called Franz' Thing... The parents are absolutely monstering the whole fish tank. Anything that moves gets nipped at. It's pretty cool!

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I figure there are about 70 of them. That's a lot of fish...

Cause i'm Free... Free Falling

  • May. 7th, 2007 at 11:35 AM
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On a week off before I have to head down to the ACT for a little bit of refresher training!!!

I don't feel fit enough for the new job at the moment, although the fact that I used to be ridiculously fit when I was a commando might be skewing the old perspective a tad. I have, however been into the running (Although not to see eels like [info]nadz0r) and trying to ease off the old hollow calories..AH, beer, my old nemesis...

Now I just need to live on tuna, vegies and protein shakes...

AND study. There is a LOT to read, although admittedly about half of the law is stuff I used to teach.

Left my old office on friday, it's weird to leave an organisation I have been with, in one form or another for more than 11 years. Big card, 2 awards and a shield for the 'Me' wall the government officials seem to develop. Oh and a LOT of beer afterwards.

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Truth in advertising...

  • Apr. 21st, 2007 at 4:22 PM
Giroro
It's refreshing to see a change from all those animals on food packets, looking fat, happy and overjoyed that you are going to eat their ground up and heavily processed remains.

Enter Greatwall!

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Looks like not every pig gets rescued by a spider, huh?

He don't look so happy. I'm still going to eat him though...

GUTS UP!!

  • Apr. 12th, 2007 at 3:23 PM
B&W
Ahh, daytime TV.

I just watched the Guinness book of records 'Gut Barging' Championship being won by 'Mad Maurice Vanderkirkoff' from Trowbridge.

"For those not in the know 'gut barging' involves two chunky chaps, stripped to the waist and lathered in engine oil, who on the shout of 'Guts Up' attempt to barge each other off a 12ft by 8ft mat using just their bellies."

Those wacky Brits...

Bunnicide...

  • Apr. 9th, 2007 at 7:11 PM
Dredd
How SOMEONE gets into their Chocolate Easter Bunny...



I'm not sure it's safe to sleep...

Oops...

  • Apr. 5th, 2007 at 5:14 PM
Raph2
MSN Conversation with xxxfiasco:

KinkyBanzai says:
will do pet shop boys on fri!!

KinkyBanzai says:
I mean "will do. pet shop boys on fri!!"

KinkyBanzai says:
Shit...

Nod your heaaaadd!

  • Mar. 24th, 2007 at 3:49 PM
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As of 14th May, I will be Federal Agent K.

Be afraid...

:)

Truth in Clothing

  • Feb. 8th, 2007 at 5:03 PM
Dredd
My Birthday Present from [info]nadz0r:




Anyone want to disagree?

Awesome... :)

Time keeps on ticking...

  • Jan. 31st, 2007 at 5:47 PM
B&W
Oh god it's my birthday on friday. 34?!?!?!?!

Where did the time go? I'm still relatively fit, and doing ok with work and life, but how the hell can I be this old?!?!

*Confused look* Oh GOD! Alzheimers too!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*Sound of walking frame rattling off into the distance*

But i'm not going to let me get it down.

That's what work is for!

J

Bastardized MEME

  • Nov. 13th, 2006 at 7:00 PM
Dredd
Dear Fat Capitalist Propaganda Tool...

Ahh Saint Nick, you bloated paedophile

Let ME tell YOU something. This year I've been Muy busy, Mi Comapdre...

Last Saturday I set [info]xxxfiasco's puppy on fire with a bottle of chivas, then impaled it on a stick and roasted it by the road. I sold it to poor people, saying it was 'Hairy chicken' They all bought it. even the guy who got the collar. (-66 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to [info]becstar216's fish in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September I helped [info]nadz0r hide a body (or two...) of clowns who pissed us off on the train(-173 points). Last Sunday I pulled over and changed [info]mstrss_cat's flat tire (15 points). But then I helped her lure 3 unsuspecting guys into the car so she could.. well... you know her. (-500 points). ... In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]lotus555 I'll make it up to you. We'll get hammered or something. And then make fun of disabled people. (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty but hellaciously entertaining (-5424 points). For Christmas I deserve an erotic midget wrestling festival, vast amounts of booze and kinky sex. Watcha gonna do about it tubby?!

Sincerely,
kinkybanzai

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Sawasdee Krap...

  • Nov. 13th, 2006 at 6:36 PM
Dredd
I'm back

A Taxi in Krabi.


Longtails on Kra Ladong Longtails on Kra Ladong




A Taxi... NOT... In Krabi...







Where would you rather be?

We had the most out standing time, more to follow (Photo post included...) but for now i'm back, and well Jet Lagged.

Maybe that duty free will help! :)

One day in september

  • Sep. 30th, 2006 at 11:25 AM
Dredd
Off to the city to watch the AFL.

[info]nadz0r is trying to figure out how to get a West Coast badge onto her Ushanka.

Should be good fun.

Stand by for drunken abuse from Nads to the big screen TV!! I hope we don't get lynched!!!

Thai-ing Times...

  • Sep. 20th, 2006 at 5:09 PM
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So,

Now that i've paid my tickets and everything for the Thailand trip with [info]nadz0r, they decide to have a coup.

My destination is under martial law.

Out. Standing.

Not that I haven't been in similar situations, but goddammit, THIS is supposed to be a holiday...

At least the exchange rate from Dollar for Baht is good at the moment! ;)

(I'm not really too worried, Thailand has a history of bloodless coups, so I hope it'll all sort out before we go.)

Thor, Loach of Thunder

  • Sep. 18th, 2006 at 6:52 PM
Dredd
So, I bought a Clown Loach on Saturday to try and control the burgeoning snail population in our fish tank.

We got a dud Loach. I named him  "Thor, Loach of Thunder." , but he isn't living up to it.

The internet and most people seem to agree, and I quote: "Clown loaches will eat snails Voraciously."

VORACIOUS!!! Lying F*ckin InterWeb...

I'm fairly certain he's just eating the plants in the tank and ignoring the snails.

I think I got a dud fish...


Thor!
Thor!
B&W
I have been feeling weird since late last week.

Non-specific, but flat, sad and not very lively.

Today [info]nadz0r and I  hit Harrys Cafe De wheels at Wooloomoolooo bay For a fine Feast! 

Then wandered into centennial park with a loaf of bread to get some fish/duck swan etc. feeding done!!!

[info]nadz0r was WAY too impressed at the one foot carp!! It made me feel better for a while!

But now i'm flat again...

Maybe I need a drink.

Girls gotta eat!

  • Sep. 17th, 2006 at 12:19 PM
Dredd
It's nice to live with a carnivore....

I did roast lamb for the Kid Bro & friends last night, and this morning BEHOLD!

The remnants of [info]nadz0r's Breakfast!!! (And NO, I didn't force her to eat it...)

Like A Piranha Like A Piranha



Down to the bone... Nice!

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